What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Scientists reveal a surprising link between depression and microbes in your mouth - PsyPost

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

What can help me fall asleep at night?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Bitcoin nears $105K as Donald Trump demands 'full point' Fed rate cut - Cointelegraph

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Team of the Matchday: Tani carries Minnesota, Joveljić sparks Sporting KC - MLSsoccer.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

What are some sunscreens that are suitable for oily-skinned individuals and do not make the face look greasy or shiny after application?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it helpful to justify the reason for a breakup when ending a relationship?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

NYC summer stargazing seasons kicks off with triangle, meteor showers - Gothamist

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

YieldMax® ETFs Announces Distributions on XYZY, WNTR, SMCY, AIYY, MSTY, and Others - GlobeNewswire

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

MLB investigating abuse claims from Giants pitcher’s wife - KRON4