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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00

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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Scientists reveal a surprising link between depression and microbes in your mouth - PsyPost
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Bitcoin nears $105K as Donald Trump demands 'full point' Fed rate cut - Cointelegraph
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Team of the Matchday: Tani carries Minnesota, Joveljić sparks Sporting KC - MLSsoccer.com
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it helpful to justify the reason for a breakup when ending a relationship?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
NYC summer stargazing seasons kicks off with triangle, meteor showers - Gothamist
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
YieldMax® ETFs Announces Distributions on XYZY, WNTR, SMCY, AIYY, MSTY, and Others - GlobeNewswire
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
MLB investigating abuse claims from Giants pitcher’s wife - KRON4